Sunday, December 29, 2013
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| An artist's impression Britain's new arrivals from the East |
A genteel preoccupation of the British is bird watching. This season it
won’t be birds under the watchful gaze of many British binoculars but
immigrants migrating from the East.
On the 1st January the restrictions
on Romanians and Bulgarians from taking full advantage of the free movement of
labour within the EU single market will be lifted. It is warned that as many as
29 million people, representing 100% of the population of Romania and Bulgaria,
will leave their native lands and arrive at a job centre near you.
Rigorous analysis by the British media has uncovered that the only country in
the EU that these newly mobile Bulgarians and Romanians will be intending to make their way to
is the UK; ignoring the geographical and cultural proximity of other European countries and the current economic dynamism of Europe’s largest economy,
Germany. One explanation is the pull of Britain’s world-leading healthcare
system.
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| Standing up for British values |
In reaction to this many politicians are suggesting that the UK refuse
to comply with EU free movement rules on the 1st January. Lord Rumblebumble of UKIP is a proponent
of such a course of action. “I can tell you with absolute certainty that future
historians will look kindly on our party and teach future generations that we
nobly tried to stop hordes of foreign degenerates from entering our jobs
centres, schools, hospitals and women. Just ask an aboriginal Australian or a
Native American, after our ancestors emigrated to their neck of the woods
things didn’t go so well for them, did they?”
He continued. “You have to understand that this wave of immigration,
unlike those of Romans, Danes, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Huguenots, Jews, Dutch,
Germans, Irish, Italians, Jamaicans, Indians and Chinese; is that, like the Poles,
they come from EASTERN EUROPE – they don’t even know the rules of Cricket! It’s
a hard truth that these people have an innate need to defraud the UK social
welfare system… I personally think that there should not be a social welfare
system at all, but that’s not the point”.
Lord Rumblebumble’s sentiments have wide-reaching appeal. John Smith,
who runs a fish and chips shop on the Costa del Sol that caters to some of
the estimated 1 million Brits who live in Spain, despairs for the future of his
country. “I don’t know much about bird watching but I moved to Spain four years
ago because there are too many foreigners in our country. Send them back to
where they come from!”
Not since the great horde of Genghis Khan swept eastwards from the dark
inner recesses of the Eurasian landmass have British values such as freedom and
tolerance been put in such peril.
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| Born to a family of European immigrants, this woman cost the taxpayer £32.3m in 2011-12 |
